But I Don't Want To

I've been doing everything for myself for ALL MY LIFE.   Now I'm tired of it..  so now all help is happily receive.   Help the harried Owl.  I need an assistant, butler, kitchen chef , upstairs, downstairs maid, coachman and personal shopper .Wait , I love shopping. Forget her.  Oh, I want a guy who knows all about cars ..hate taking the car in for anything. The things I do for myself are a big, fat UGH.   That's all folks.