Let's List Some Imperfections, Shall We?Always trying to take charge of things.
Frequently drives others crazy.
Insists on ridiculously high standards.
Typically sharing humor no one else gets.
Excellent at ******* people off.
Shall I go on? Oh, hell, wait a minute..... am I describing you or me?!
Fwiw, you don't drive me crazy. I can let you take charge of things for me, because not only does it give me a break from always having to direct things, but I know things are still going to get done right. I like it when you make jokes, and I catch you laughing at mine even when you don't want to. And you rarely **** me off. In fact, I can't figure out how either of us wind up ******* off so many others--as I see it, we're both pretty normal.
I'm glad I don't drive you crazy. We make a pretty good team, you and I. You don't have to change a thing to be perfect for me.