I Tried

So I was driving home on the highway last night. That's when I saw this car pass me. It was dark out. Everyone had their headlights on. It was heavy, rush hour traffic. This car had only park lights on. No headlights. I thought it was an accident waiting to happen. When you are driving in heavy traffic at night, your eyes look for headlights. This was a large, dark colored car. So I pulled up behind it and flashed my lights twice. That should do it. I am told my car has very bright lights. German cars tend to. Driving on the autobahn and all. Well traffic slowed me down and the dark car got ahead of me. A few miles up the road I saw my exit. Once again I flashed my lights.

The driver never even noticed. It went on without lights. I hope he doesn't cause an accident. I tried. Some people are oblivious.