Keep It Out Of My Hair - And Have all the Fun you Want!

I do not mind facials at all so long as you keep it out of my hair. My husband gets to unload his *** all over me as often and many times as he desires but  if he ever gets a lot in my hair (to the point it is hard to get out) that is when I've had enough!  I also do not like messy ***, I like to look at it afterwards so make it look sexy not a big gob of goo.  If you do not know what I mean then you obviously haven't done it enough to know the difference.  There is a sexy way to do it and a gross way to do it.  Crudeness is NOT something I am tolerant about, unless I am very very VERY horny.  
wifekinky4herman wifekinky4herman
51-55, F
3 Responses Jan 15, 2013

well said - my girlfriend loves it when I *** all over her face but agrees with you about keeping it out of her hair - and also - who'd want a glob - gotta do it the right way!

Great story! It did make me smile though. My girlfriend from many years ago would spend hours getting her hair JUST right. She would get SO angry when I messed up her hair.

While of course you're entitled to your opinion, so are my wife and I and we LOVE it nasty and messy. She calls *** in her hair her "*** shampoo." As I always say, to each his/her own. Where are your photos, by the way???


You said, "I am no longer accepting people as friends with no pic as their main. Upload a pic people. I really hate lazy people." I initially misread that to mean you only added folks with pictures/photos available for viewing, so I wondered why you would make that a requirement and then not post any yourself. After reading your quote again I obviously misread it. Apparently you were talking about avatar photos. My bad... sorry for the misunderstanding.... "Never mind!" : )