A Few Things That Make Laugh

People falling down.  People slipping on the ice and falling down.  Little kids inadvertently kicking parents (fathers are best) in their genitals.  Fundamentalist preachers crying.  Fundamentalist preachers being caught in sex scandals - preferably gay - and crying.  Politicians caught in a lie and trying to wiggle out of it by lying more.  Martha Stewart in jail - very funny!  George W. Bush trying to say "nuclear."  Priceless!  Garrison Keillor being savagely attacked by a gang of psychotic, knife-wielding midgets.  Hilarious!  Reverend Al Sharpton - no matter what he says or does - you know it's going to be funny.  Every story that ever appeared in the Darwin Awards.  Tourette's Syndrome - wow - now that's funny.  People with Alzheimer's hiding their own Easter eggs - a hoot.  Munchhausen By Proxy - not just fun to say, the whole idea is just whacky!  I love it!  It's a sick world and I'm a happy guy.      
ElLagarto ElLagarto
56-60, M
4 Responses Aug 24, 2007

I did notice that. Apparently it's a secret language only imbeciles know; like those high pitched sounds only dogs can hear.

Did you notice that Sarah Palin says "nucular," too? I was unaware that stupidity was communicable.

Thanks for the heads up. I can't wait to not read it.

That IS funny. I heard Garrison Keillor say just last night on "A Prairie Home Companion," in his always warm and folksy "News from Lake Wobegon" monologue, that he had indeed recently been attacked by a gang of psychotic, knife-wielding midgets and that he had enjoyed it so much that it was going to be the subject of his next overrated best-seller.