Rodeo Cowboy Pick Up Line

O.K. I do have to laugh at pick-up lines.  One of the funniest I have ever had pulled on me was a professional Rodeo Rider that told me he wanted to hog tie me and make me squel like a calf.  O.k. how in the world is that supposed to turn me on?

Ok here is an update since I am back on the road as a truck driver.  The one the truck drivers out here like to use is "where have I seen you before"  They do it all the time. lol  I am not going to fall for that one either.

rondat rondat
41-45, F
9 Responses Dec 8, 2007

Lol. ;-)

I love the pick up lines. So far the rodeo rider has been one of the funniest I have heard. lol I like yours too BlueGeorgia but that could get kind of expensive. lol

Do you work out?<br />
Okay is not very funny. I think this pick line works? Before I met my hubby. I didn't date.

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Wanna got to your place and break some furniture?

Yikes! Make you squeal like a calf?!<br />
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::shudder::<br />
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It's pretty hilarious that he somehow imagined saying something like that would be effective.

Yep been around the animals too long or in the rodeo way to long. lol Yep ran from him real fast.

how fast did you run from him? jeeez

HAHAHAHA...oh god that's funny...I think he's been around the animals a little too long