Do Not Try Me

Men are getting nowhere with these...

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: Your body is like a church.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Try harder next time;P
Stacy8989 Stacy8989
18-21, F
6 Responses Aug 3, 2010

hahaha, those are hilarious!! so witty & straight up cold, love em. i'd love to sit back and watch you dish out those comebacks to oncoming pla<x>yers. i'm a guy and i cant remember ever using a pick up line & never would. they're sooo cheesy. if i cant be real and talk to the girl like i would a friend, she's not for me.

You know that movie "Hitch" has a lot of truth to it.

You know that movie "Hitch" has a lot of truth to it.

Damn, what cheesy pick ups. :P

how about can i wet with you tonight ,,and put you in a diaper and you can put me in a diaper too..

funny