Thanks to certain lines delivered by friends like the following:

1. I want to be a pig! (Because he wants to be able to cheat on his wife but has extremely high morals he will not act on it.)
2. Get oral propy. You need it! Bactidol is already chasing after you!
3. A ball is a ball. It is round. (Uttered in sheer seriousness, as if it was the most profound thing anyone can say about winning the lottery.)

Oh jeez. Thanks for these funny friends!!!
VinylEyes VinylEyes
70+, F
Aug 18, 2014