"borehole Pump"A couple of years ago, I was involved in the electrical industry, one of my clients was a gay guy who owned a farm.
I am straight but enjoyed working for this client as payment was never an issue and if there was an additional cost, it would be discussed approved and paid.
On this particular day i was instructed to fit a borehole pump. The borehole pump fitted into a bricked up enclosure I also had to build called a "manhole"
You can see where this is going.......
Anyway i was hard at work when some guests arrived, it was a lesbian couple who were friends with the gay male couple. Nothing wrong with that, they were having a barbecue while i was working away at the manhole and pump.
On completion i had to call the owner to show him the result and fruits of my labour. "John was standing with his guests chatting away" not thinking;
I called, "John, your pump is working and your manhole is done" ..........
Needless to say there was a lot of laughing and wordplay going on....
In gay valley this kind of talk is reserved for the bedroom.
Years later it still makes me smile.