I Like a Good Joke
Three men were drunk, they stopped a taxi. The taxi driver figured that they were drunk,
he just switched on the engine & switched it off & told them, 'we have arrived'. Then the 1st guy gave him money , 2nd guy said thanks, but the 3rd guy slapped him.
The taxi driver was stunned coz he was hoping that none of them must have realized that the car didn't move an inch.
So he asked, what was that for? The third guy continued.." Control ur speed next time, u almost killed us".
he just switched on the engine & switched it off & told them, 'we have arrived'. Then the 1st guy gave him money , 2nd guy said thanks, but the 3rd guy slapped him.
The taxi driver was stunned coz he was hoping that none of them must have realized that the car didn't move an inch.
So he asked, what was that for? The third guy continued.." Control ur speed next time, u almost killed us".