A Parrot Experience

A Lady went to the store to
buy a parrot and asks the sales
person "What's so special
about the parrot ?"
Sales person" this parrot can
talk" So the lady asks the
parrot " how do i look?" The
parrot replies " you look like a
The lady gets pissed off and
tells the sales person that its a
very rude parrot and she
cannot buy it.
The sales person tells her to
please wait for 2 mins.
The sales person takes the
parrot to the back of the store
and shoves the parrot into a
bucket of water and when he
pulls the parrot out he says "if
you disrespect the lady out
there I'll soak you in water
again" and takes the parrot
back outside.
The sales person asked the
lady to ask the parrot another
Lady: "if i come home with 1
man what would you think?"
Parrot: "he's your husband"
Lady: "2 men"
Parrot "your husband and his
Lady: "3 men"
Parrot: "your husband, his
brother & your brother"
Lady : "4 men"
Parrot: "bring the *******
bucket of water, I already told
you she's a prostitute!
Opiah1 Opiah1
18-21, M
4 Responses May 18, 2012


laughing my fecking A off...

ha ha ha!