Standing Up To Pee

God: "Okay Adam, Eve. Now, that I'm done creating everything, I have a couple of extras. Adam, I'll let you choose first, which you want and Eve will get the other. Okay"

Adam & Eve: "Sure. Okay."

God: "Good. Now first, I have 'the ability to pee standing up'..."

Adam, interrupting: "ME! ME! I want that one."

God: "Um, you haven't heard the other one yet, are you sure?"

Adam: "Oh, yes, definitely" Looking at Eve, smirking.

God: "Well, Eve, I guess that means you get 'multiple *******'. You both take care now"
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2 Responses May 22, 2012

Hello Aurinne,
I just think that is lovely :-)
I know that good, healthy soh is good for the health.

Here is one I first heard over 50 years ago, and I still think that it is very clever.
"What did the hat say to the bra ?"

"I'll go on ahead, whilst you give these 2 a lift !"

I think that it is brilliant. Always have. Sadly, my wife would purse her lips.
Peter xx

LOL, that's a good'un.