Standing Up To PeeGod: "Okay Adam, Eve. Now, that I'm done creating everything, I have a couple of extras. Adam, I'll let you choose first, which you want and Eve will get the other. Okay"
Adam & Eve: "Sure. Okay."
God: "Good. Now first, I have 'the ability to pee standing up'..."
Adam, interrupting: "ME! ME! I want that one."
God: "Um, you haven't heard the other one yet, are you sure?"
Adam: "Oh, yes, definitely" Looking at Eve, smirking.
God: "Well, Eve, I guess that means you get 'multiple *******'. You both take care now"
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