The Dinner Witch!
I was watching Mock the Week the other day and ofund myself laughing at this quite a lot.
Funny man asked to talk about Fast Food:
My Dad had a system right. My sister would never eat healthy food. So my Dad invented something called the ' Dinner Witch'. So my Sister would be like, ' No, don't want to eat that it looks disgusting,' Dad would wink at me and I'd pop out and ring the doorbell. Dad would then look into my sisters eight year old face and go,
' Oooo....who could that be? During dinner time? With your plate so full? I don't suppose it could be....THE DINNER WITCH?'
At which point my sister would be shoving her mouth full as quickly as possible.