Which Is Funny

A man was so jealous of his newly born baby that he put poison on the wife's nipples while she was asleep.The next day, their driver died of poisoning.

A man is dying of cancer, but keeps telling people he is dying of AIDS.
His son asked Dad why?
He answered, so that when I am dead, no one will sleep with your mum.

A lady lost three panties in her house and blamed her maid in front of the husband.
The Maid replied, "sir you are my witness you know I never wear panties".

No 4
A Couple decide to have a quickie and their 6 year old catches them,
Son: "What are you doing?" ask the son.
Father: "I’m putting petrol in your Mom's engine."
Son: "Haaba - Haaaaaba! Which means Mom’s engine is taking too much petrol cause Mr Akpors was filling her engine yesterday.
Mother fainted!

No 5
A man went to the pub with his wife. When he left for the counter to buy drinks, a prostitute approached his wife & whispered:
"You must DEMAND cash before sex, I know him he doesn't pay.

An 8 year old boy is accused of rape.
In court his lady lawyer holds his **** out as evidence saying, "Your honour look at this, can he rape anyone with this tiny tot? The boy whispers, "Don't shake it, else we'll lose the case!"

Opiah1 Opiah1
18-21, M
Jan 17, 2013