Peanuts, Anyone?An old lady offers the bus driver some peanuts, so the driver happily munches them.
Every 5 minutes she gives him a handful more peanuts.
Driver: Why don't you eat them yourself?
Old Lady: I can't chew. Look, I have no teeth...
Driver: Then why do you buy them?
Old Lady: Oh, I just love the chocolates around them! Yummy!
PicturesqueFirmament 31-35, F 1 Jan 23, 2013