Best Quote Ever

"One day im just gonna get off the bus and run into the woods and im never gonna come back, and when i do come back im gonna be the knife master."

 

- Jimmy "The Rev" Sullivan

ThomasTheDestroyer ThomasTheDestroyer
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1 Response Mar 7, 2010

"Let me give you a little inside information about God. God likes to watch. He's a prankster. Think about it. He gives man instincts. He gives you this extraordinary gift, and then what does He do, I swear for His own amusement, his own private, cosmic gag reel, He sets the rules in opposition. It's the goof of all time. Look but don't touch. Touch, but don't taste. Taste, don't swallow. Ahaha. And while you're jumpin' from one foot to the next, what is he doing? He's laughin' His sick, ******' *** off! He's a tight-***! He's a SADIST! He's an absentee landlord! Worship that? NEVER!"<br />
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-- From "The Devil's Advocate"