There were two brothers who farmed for a living and suffice it to say that there was probably not a full set of brain cells between the two.
One day, their neighbor saw them using a saw to cut the top of the entrance to the barn.
He asked them why they were doing that and they replied that they had just bought a huge mule with extra long ears and they were making it higher so his ears didn't drag the wood when he entered and exited the barn.
The neighbor suggested that instead of cutting the barn, it would be easier to dig out the dirt under the door.
"You must think we're stupid," one of the brothers said. "It's his ears that are too long, not his legs."
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Sep 21, 2012