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The Executioner's Song. In My Back Yard.

By: Kathryn1985
Written on August 14th, 2012
Age: 26-30 , Female
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  • Gaydivorcee

    I have a full size b&t longhaired dachshund and she does the same thing! They are so smart it amazes me! I have a shih tzu that I love but honestly, compared to my doxie she is soon stupid!
    I also foster dachshunds for a local rescue group

    Oct 1, 2012
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  • Boshie

    Wow! what a dog! He makes my cats seem lame when they hunt mice.. I really appreciate that they station themselves outside the front door, awaiting our return at night. The porch light has attracted about a million moths, but they have certainly cut down the population, and not many get through the door, thanks to Chubs and Nubs.

    Sep 18, 2012
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  • Dreampoet

    I like geckos and dachshunds. They are the cutest little dogs. Especially the long hair variety. Adorable. My niece has one named Maddy. She is smooth and cute as can be.

    Sep 17, 2012
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  • awhitedot

    Love my little Dashund!! Not quite the killer your's seems to be but loveable non the less.

    Sep 14, 2012
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    • Kathryn1985

      Good to hear from ya. Hope you enjoyed the summer (still is for you and me) and all is well on all fronts. Love our little monsters.

      Sep 17, 2012
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  • telestrat

    It seems that for some reason, the geckos were everywhere, especially last week.. I don't know if they knew a storm was a brewin or not, but they've been very active..always hearing the little shuffling of leaves, and watching them take off faster than you can imagine. My goof of a son.. Cynder the 3 legged yellow lab that swears that 4th leg is still there and tries to scratch himself behind the ear, to only have the stump pumping furiously.. tries chasing them but stands no chance,, but it will be a cold in hell when he gives up. I actually love having the geckos in the house. They don't bother or hurt anything, and they eat bugs, something that we have plenty of down here. But... since getting my two little rescues.. Tasha & Jake..brother and sister kittens from the same litter, the geckos stand no chance at all. The two of them work as a team, stalking the gecko as the ultimate prey until finally pouncing on them..only then do they realize that the tail breaks off, leaving them with this squiggly thing hanging out of their mouth. But it's only a matter of time before the gecko has met his match, and the kittens enjoy a feast of the geicko gecko ;-)

    Aug 27, 2012
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    • Kathryn1985

      Their advantage is that the doggies may grab a bunch of them but there will be 50 more to take their place. I got P a doggie tee shirt: "Never met a Lizard I didn't like."

      Aug 27, 2012
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    • telestrat

      that's adorable!! lol

      Aug 27, 2012
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  • rainandhayl

    What a smart and capable pet! I feel sorry for the lizards (they're cute too!) but that's just the way life goes I suppose... it's like how spiders keep us from getting swarmed by flies and other flying things. Well written, Katie. Honest and amazingly descriptive.

    Aug 24, 2012
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  • GarciaMarquez

    Lizards and dachshunds - that pretty much epitomises Tuscany.

    Aug 18, 2012
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    • Kathryn1985

      Furball returns triumphant.

      Aug 18, 2012
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    • GarciaMarquez

      Triumphant would be pushing it. Actually, they were wall geckos. Even closer. Hmmm.

      Aug 18, 2012
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  • nighthunter76

    What a great story lol. We often forget what our cute cuddly pets were originally bred for. In spite of his bloodthirsty little hobby P sounds like quite the companion:-)

    Aug 17, 2012
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  • Memphian

    When my oldest daughter was living in Tampa, the geckos drove her crazy. She knows they are suppose to be cute and not really anything to worry over, but she hated them benig in the house and on things when outside. like her foot. Not good. The dog would go after them some, but was not overly helpfull in thinning the population by any significance. Of course, like you say they have the advantage in breeding and numbers. So, I took things into my own hands on a visit and did a little research on the food chain and where our little friends fit in. A quick visit to the farm supply, then some of this and that in a sprayer.

    Thank you very much, the results where amazing and lasted several months. Then they had a cold snap that took the entire bug/insect/critter population down to what was a more acceptable level. A few years of mild winters and all those crawley things multiple like crazy.

    Aug 16, 2012
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  • Experienced321

    Actually, dachshund is german for badger dog, even the minatures are used to hunt rabbits,

    so these gecko lizards are quite tame prey for their bloodline.

    Always had a 'weenie dog' as a kid...fun, but quite tenacious...

    Aug 16, 2012
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  • goliathtree

    My dog must be too well fed. She simply kills mice, and other small mammals and leaves them on the front porch. Sort of a "no thanks necessary offering." Of course, last week she drug a 15lb dead carp up on the porch that she apparently took great pleasure rolling in prior to delivery.

    Aug 16, 2012
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    • Kathryn1985

      Is not sniffing and licking each other's *** a thing of delight? Double gross: dog breath after an appetizer of fresh, young lizard.

      Aug 16, 2012
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    • goliathtree

      or better yet, when they are eating horse turds....

      Aug 16, 2012
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    • Kathryn1985

      Not so much in the Florida heat, but those frozen February 'Poopsicles' in N.J. were a tasty treat for the family pups. Double yummy if it was from their brother or sister.

      Aug 16, 2012
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  • JoeyPFoxx

    I love this. :)



    For a dog, he's a lot like a cat. I don't think my dog would have the courage to eat something that was alive. He'd rather play with it.



    Lol

    Aug 16, 2012
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    • Kathryn1985

      Must be a boy dog. I'm thankful that I typically only have to clean up little tails.

      Aug 16, 2012
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    • JoeyPFoxx

      Ahhh... that's right... yours is a girl. We all know that girls are far more vicious than boys. ;-)

      Aug 16, 2012
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  • blackdiamond38

    Laffs as I know what you go through although with us its our cats inside and the death machine known as Cooper. At night all you can hear is the cats sliding over the polished wooden floor scampering after the gecko's or any other bug that wanders around within eye sight. 1/2 carcasses are always being left on the kitchen floor in the morning showing us of their nightly feats. And well as for Cooper he will take on anything no matter its size. Theres nothing worse than the scream of dog and possom fighting it out in a life and death struggle or the screams of a flying fox(big bat) as Cooper has been able to grab one as they fly through the trees at a low height.One screaming for its life while the other ties to inflict as much punishment as doggy possible. Now they make a hell of a noise.

    So enjoy and be thankfull its only little geckos P is after.

    Aug 15, 2012
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  • JohnnieGirl5

    I love the geckos as they are nature's killing machines. There is not a roach or nasty crawling insect that can escape a hungry gecko. I have heard of and know about the domesticated cats killing sprees once left outside but have never experienced it as my cat has never left my side. This is the first time that I have heard of a dog picking up where the cat left off. So the food chain ends with Persnickety? Sasha is not an accomplice to the slaughter I partake or just too pampered to care.

    Aug 14, 2012
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  • BrainiumCranium

    Smile-inducing, yet a tale of the most desperate life-and-death struggles. You lassoed the muse once again.

    Aug 14, 2012
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    • Kathryn1985

      A thousand centuries of behavior isn't going away because some high pitched female is frantically yelling, "Persnickety, spit out the lizard!"

      Aug 14, 2012
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    • BrainiumCranium

      I can just hear it now. Imagining what would happen if someone shouted that at you at just the wrong moment ....

      Aug 14, 2012
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    • Kathryn1985

      Like Persnickety, it would fall unintelligibly and ignored on deaf ears and full mouth.

      Aug 15, 2012
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  • fungirlmmm

    LOL I love my doxies but they are killing machines. . . lizards, snakes, and even nasty looking moles end up on my back steps as presents for "mommy." They hunt together and it is hilarious to watch their little short legs try to keep up with their unbridled passion for the hunt. . . I cannot stand when they find rabbits though. I try to get out there and scare the rabbits before I let them follow but it doesn't always work.

    Aug 14, 2012
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    • Kathryn1985

      And hysterical barking from the living room window at anything, human or four-footed, that dares to stroll down the street.

      Aug 14, 2012
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    • fungirlmmm

      And they change their bark depending on whether they hear something or someone that is familiar to them or a complete stranger. They can sound menacing when they want. I have three by the way and they are all unique. I wouldn't take a million bucks for them because they are the most loyal little creatures I have ever known.

      Aug 14, 2012
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  • CopperCoil

    i love geckos, but i suppose i love your hound dog more, so live and let geckos die.

    Aug 14, 2012
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  • sierra33

    Awww, it's funny to think the blood thirsty lil beastie is a "hot dog puppy...but soo cute!! Great read Katie.....I've never experienced a Dachshund in the staring roll of a horror saga!! :D

    Aug 14, 2012
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  • RKHunter

    Remind me to speak with P ... no male worth his salt shall ever exit your bed before being forced to do so regardless of the tastiness of the snack on the otherside of the glass. That aside, I do wonder why the little green guys don't think to escape the butchers jaws of death and destruction through a swift climb up the wall. The screen escape I see as flawed but solid wall most certainly another story. Does Sasha share in P's savage hunt to the death adventures? And what exactly does chewed gecko breath smell like?

    Aug 14, 2012
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  • StellaDiBellezza

    You're lucky it's just the geckos...mine are fond of frogs, birds, and the occasional mouse. Heaven help us if squirrels ever take up residence in the neighborhood.

    Aug 14, 2012
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  • Experienced321

    Doggone good story, Kathryn

    Aug 14, 2012
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    • Kathryn1985

      Glad ya didn't think I was barking up the wrong tree.

      Aug 14, 2012
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