I Like Funny Stories Drunken Wisdom #2 By: Butterflyshoes Written on July 25th, 2012 When sneaking about your house plastered (drunk) trying not to wake the rest of the neighbourhood, try to refrain from shooshing the furniture you bump into along the way, you'll be much quieter! Previous Read the author's previous account of this experience Next Read the author's next account of this experience Thank the author By: Butterflyshoes Age: 22-25 , Female 2 Rate Up Rate Up this story even more + New Rating: - 153 people have read this story Your Response Please respond with authenticity, support, and respect Email: Username: Password: Birthday: By clicking "Post", you confirm that you agree to the Terms of Service of Experience Project, Inc. 1 response Sort responses by: Recent Oldest Rating AlmostAristotle Haha! that is funny, when I see it on screen it always makes me laugh.