Gordy The GardenerGordy Good Guy was what people called him. He was well liked in our little town, known by most of the people who lived in Moronsville. He was active outside most of the time. He lived with his girlfriend, Marge. She told me this story which actually happened to her.
Gordy was a gardener. He loved to plant vegetables all around the house. Instead of flowers you would see green peppers or squash in his flower beds. Once, he took big and beautiful plastic fruit and stuck them amongst the real tomatoes growing in his curb side bed. Way bigger than anyone elses at that time of the year. So it was a friend who appreciated his humor that brought some of their prize winning vegetables over to brag.
Someone who knew Gordy gave him a few cucumbers from their garden. Not normal cucumbers but huge gigantic cukes, a foot long and as big around as the hitting end of a ba