I Wear My Homemade Cutoffs The Most

When clothing is required, I wear shorts as often as possible. I don't consider those things that reach the knees shorts. Normal shorts for me are mid-thigh.

I have several tests for shorts to pass. The material has to feel nice. They have to have good pockets. They have to be thin enough for the outline to show. When I stand over a mirror, my goodies must be clearly visible. When I crouch down and part my legs slightly, must be able to see goodies up the leg. If I do a full forward bend at the waist, goodies must be visible from the rear. When I lift my leg in the air, I want a big opening on the inside of my leg. I like when they are translucent enough to see shadows of goodies while walking. Obviously not all shorts meet all the requirements but that's what I look for. Most of the time I'm in jeans shorts that I cut to meet my requirements.

When I want to give a 'show', I'll pick something up or get down to look at something, and make it work in that direction. Getting something off the bottom shelf in a store, climbing onto a bicycle or motorcycle, etc.

I was fixing some friend's lawn mower, beside their house. I was at it for a while then happened to notice a lady looking out the window. But she was far back in the room; I didn't think more of it until I looked again and she was still watching. Then I realized it was the show I was inadvertently putting on in my shorts. So I made sure she got good use of her time. I was looking for her reaction when she abruptly turned away and I saw her husband walk by. Shortly after I saw them leaving. I don't know how she felt but it looked like she enjoyed it as long as she could, and I enjoyed her watching me!
im12lkit im12lkit
51-55, M
Dec 2, 2012