A Little Dirty..not Too BadThanks to my 17 yr old and her coworkers:
A man was at a beach , not a nude beach, but he was nude anyway. He had a newspaper covering his junk so he didn't get burnt and so nobody saw.
A little girl came up and said "Mr. What's under that paper?"
"it's a bird, don't mess with it." Then he fell asleep.
Next thing he knew, he was waking up in the hospital, in horrible pain in his nether region. All he could remember was talking to the girl.
So...the people went to the girl and said.."what happened?"
She said, "well, I was playing with that man's bird, then it spit white stuff on me...that made me mad. So I broke it's neck, stepped on it's eggs.....and set it's nest on fire!"