The Top Ten Reasons Men Prefer Rifles Over Women

#10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.

#9. You can keep one Rifle at home and have another for when you're on the road.

#8. If you admire a friend's Rifle and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.

#7. Your primary Rifle doesn't mind if you keep another Rifle for a backup.

#6. Your Rifle will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.

#5. A Rifle doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

#4. Rifles function normally every day of the month.

#3. A Rifle doesn't ask, "Do these new grips make me look fat?"

#2. A Rifle doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

And the number one reason a Rifle is favored over a woman:


BlueGeorgia BlueGeorgia
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5 Responses Jul 12, 2010

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Ooo, THAT's original! I don't get called Darlin much! :D YOu get BiiiiG (((((((H U G S ))))))))!!!!! lol

: ) Hi EM Darlin. ((((((((((((((((((((((HUG)))))))))))))))))))))))

Well, I'm EM! And I say.... THIS IS FRIGGIN HYSTERICAL..... and TRUE! :/ (just ask my hubby!) lol

This is funny,,, I don't care who you are....