Velcro And Piniattas

How do you get a black kid to stop jumping on the bed? PUT VELCRO ON THE CEILING!

How do you then get the black kid down? INVITE A BUNCH OF MEXICAN KIDS OVER AND TELL THEM ITS A PINIATTA PARTY!!
HersheySquirter HersheySquirter
46-50, M
May 5, 2012