The First Prayer Is Gold ,,, the Second, Well You Know!

WOMAN'S POEM
Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong.
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray he's gainfully employed,
When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
Knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?"
I pray that this man will love me to no end,
And always be my very best friend.



MAN'S POEM
I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a liquor store and a golf course. This doesn't rhyme and I don't care.

Josie06 Josie06
56-60, F
5 Responses Sep 11, 2008

OMG, that is soo funny, I have a friend who I have to send this to, she will die laughing.

This is very cute!

Lol. I like it, and how true, sometimes. Thanks for sharing.

XD the mans poem is great! XD

The joke is ... well you know in the second half. Doesn't really know what he missing.