Faffing- dithering or fussing about
- to aimlessly waste time doing useless tasks
- sexual contact, anything from a passionate kiss up to but not including sexual intercourse (paffing)
Tim: What's wrong, Madge?
Madge: I'm faffing around because I'm bibolous for another round of vodka.
Tim: But you were just at the pub last night! You are becoming a tipple!
Madge: The crapulence led me to faff now.
Tim: (pause, staring at Madge)
Tim: We can faff about something else. *winks*
Madge: *whacks Tim*
This post is a sequel to the following stories from Sci and Mary:
Sylphy 41-45, F 6 Responses 3 Jan 6, 2013