Entered a marathon without any training. Ran 300 yards before I fell over. Woke up in the hospital. What I won't hesitate to do to get those marathon shirts…. At least this time, they had two paramedics running beside me with a stretcher from the starting line.

People ask me if I finished the marathon, and I said certainly. Good thing they don't ask if I crossed the finish line. One guy asked about my race time, and I told him that I finished in record time.
sage42 sage42
56-60, M
1 Response Aug 28, 2014

You could have actually killed yourself. If you keep doing it I hope your able to keep laughing.

Lost the bet… What can I say?