Would Jesus Have Liked Kentuky Fried Chicken ?Dear Jesus,
Today my Easter dinner guests are all in their 80s and 90s. As you know, they are mentally challenged. They will forget why they are here, and they will not remember what they ate. After cooking big dinners for many years ( remember?) I am going to pick up some chicken at Kentucky fried. I hope you're not offended.
Jesus, I am weary. As you know, I care for mom DAILY....and I just don't have the energy to throw a big wing-ding in your honor. So, if you were here, would you prefer, original, extra crispy, or something closer to what you ate while on earth....oven roasted perhaps?
And what about the sides? I promise you , I won't pick the beans.
Nor am I making my traditional bunny cake... You know, the little bunny covered in fluffy coconut, sitting on a bed of festive dyed green coconut and jellybeans? I just don't have it in me this year, although I will miss that cute, yet gaggy marshmallow hostess snowball tail.
I think I will still be on your good side regardless, as I have had MUCH guilt over shoplifting that lipstick as a teenager. You took that so well, and I REALLY appreciate that about you ! I am thinking of you today.....and Thankyou for cutting me a break, yet again....you're good that way.
I feel a bit better now, thanks for reminding me it is not about the food.....but, for me and mine, it kinda is....as you know. Thank you, friend.
Ps....we are not very good at peace on earth ..... Any thoughts? Over and out, Kath
Pss..... I will STILL have much chocolate, tho ! Oxo, and hugs