They Are So Much Fuuuun!
Run at them, yell at them, wave your hands like a raving lunatic at them and they still fly away!
It's like, totally AWEsoMe, like!
Fascinatingly predictable, yet, with a quart of rubber cement or a small thermonuclear device, easily thwarted!
[Moo hoo hoo haa haa haaa!]