Something For Cap'n Mac

I found this poem in my many voyages and it made me think of our pirate friend.

We's pirates in bikinis
singing proper pirate songs,
while wearing scary pirate hats
and teeny-tiny thongs.

We prance around the poop-deck
in our bathing suits because
we plunders much more booty
in our itsy-bitsy bras.

In fact, when we attacks a ship
we needn't lift a sword.
We makes our victims laugh so hard
they tumbles overboard.

And as we takes their treasure
we sings proper pirate songs,
while wearing scary pirate hats
and teeny-tiny thongs.

So if you sees us coming,
bag your swag without no fuss.
We's pirates in bikinis
and your loot belongs to us.

 

fungirlmmm fungirlmmm
46-50, F
4 Responses Feb 17, 2009

LOL you are too funny.

Thanks AG

That was cute

Oh that is GREAT!!!!!!!!!!!!<br />
<br />
I have a few people to send it to.