Pirates Are Way Better

Pirates are better than Ninjas because

1) Pirates have beer wenches.  Ever see a Ninja with a wench?

2) They get more booty (of all kinds)!

3) They have cooler swords & guns.  Ya, ninja have some cool toys, but I would just poke my eye out with one of those throw'n stars.  I would just shoot the bastart and be done with it.... 

4) As you get older you can still be a pirate, ever see an old ninja? 

ARRRRRRRGGGGGGG

CTSwampYankee CTSwampYankee
41-45, M
4 Responses Feb 17, 2009

Thank you for making me chuckle. :P

I have been one my whole life.

Want to be me wench?

Argggg your such a hot friend