I Have Too Many Sex Toys...

For my butt... I started quite a few years ago, with a small and modest collection, and by the time I moved up in size/quality I'd all but distroyed totally the vibrators and plugs I had...

At the moment my favorite have to be the glass buttplugs I've got; they're so hard and solid and heavy when in position, you really can't forget they are there, and being unrelenting matterial, they always feel bigger than the same sized toys, only made out of rubber/silicon...
The two I use the most are glass, both about 5 inchs insertable, one with a 2 inch diameter, and the other (which is shorter now I think of it), with I think a 2.4 or 2.5 inch diameter...
The smaller of these is my everyday one, to slide in when I need to feel full; I don't even use lube with this one anymore, and I've already had it in once this morning for an hour or so!

The other two toys I use the most are vibrators, one is an 8 inch long jelly vibe, that wasn't even very expensive, but has stood up to some pretty rough treatment, the vibrations are good and strong, and its actually fairly quiet... I think that one too has a max diameter of about 2 inches...

The other, is a longer toy, with slightly lack luster vibrations; it has a large 'ball' on the end, and its the sliding that in and out, which produces some really nice sensations... Its a branded one, and not that inexpensive, so I was always a bit peeved the vibrations in it, just don't do anything for me... Good to use more as a ***** I guess...

The other one I have I really like, is an inflatible toy, which just goes so big... That's got very strong vibrations in it too; Fun to insert, inflate as big as you can, then pull it out and see just how huge it had gotten!

Asides which, I've another oo, maybe half a dozen assorted plugs, up to about 3 inch diameter, some silicon, some cheap rubber, and a few that are really just way too small to do much for me anymore, and which I oughta just give up on and bin, to make way, maybe for some new ones!

I've a prostate toy too, which I got for free (should have been about £40), I got it free, to review it... Its fun, but personally I don't see what all the fuss with it was about, its less versitile than a plug or a vibe, or a ***** even...

I keep trying *** toys, but either find they just pinch and hurt too much (in the wrong way), or might as well not be there...

Hate to think how much my 'little' collection has cost me over the years... too much I'd guess..
eusarian eusarian
31-35, M
Dec 7, 2012