Gotta Love Confusious

 

we all know our man CONFUCIOUS : 

Can anyone add to this list how many confusious sayings are really out there lol

my two favorite ones are 

"War dont determine who right war determine who left "

"Man who go through turnstile sideways go to Bangkok"
 

Ok its my talented crazy funny unpredictable ep family's turn

Lets see how many of these sayings we can come up with lol

 

JUSTENTICEME JUSTENTICEME
31-35, F
4 Responses Mar 14, 2009

Confucius say: Man who run in front of car get tired<br />
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Confucius say: Man who run behind car get exhausted<br />
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Confucius say: Man who drive like hell, bound to get there!<br />
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Confucius say: Man who get hit by car, get that run down feeling<br />
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Confucius say: Man who eats photo of father, soon spitting-image of father.<br />
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Confucius say: Man who smoke pot choke on handle.<br />
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Confucius say: Man who snort coke, get bubbles up nose.<br />
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Confucius say: If you want pretty nurse, you got to be patient.<br />
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Confucius say: Man who sneezes without tissue takes matter in his own hands. <br />
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Confucius say: Man who live in glass house should change in ba<x>sement.<br />
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Confucius say: Woman who puts detergent on top shelf, jump for joy.<br />
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Confucius say: Man who shoot off mouth, must expect to lose face.<br />
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Confucius say: Boy who goes to bed with sex problem wake up with solution in hand.<br />
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Confucius say: Man who want to catch a bra, should set a boobie trap.<br />
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Confucius say: Woman who wears padded bra, makes mountains out of molehills.

Thanks for giving me my laugh for today.

Confucious say : Two Wongs Do Not Make a Right.

Ha ha but two Wrights made an airplane.

EM!!!!

Man with hand in pants pocket feel cocky all day!