The Obligatory Personal Survey

I found this survey on one of the social networks. It seems geared toward a high school/college age crowd. But, I thought I'd give it a shot....



NAME: Rick



BIRTHDAY: A cold, rainy, Thursday night in 1949



BIRTHPLACE: San Diego



CURRENT LOCATION: Norco, California



EYE COLOR: Blue



HAIR COLOR: Somewhere between light brown and dark blonde with a rapid invasion of gray



HEIGHT: 5'10' I used to be 6'4" but I shrank with the weight of responsibility



RIGHT-HANDED OR LEFT-HANDED: Right for Writing & Left for er....dirty work



HERITAGE: Think...St. Patrick



SHOES I WORE TODAY: Loafers, Ugg Boots and Trainers (you know, they used to call them sneakers)



WEAKNESS: Big-eyed, long-legged women



FEARS: Snakes. I hate snakes (reptile OR human)



PERFECT PIZZA: Okay...this is going to be a difficult concept to grasp....No Cheese..what is all this enthusiasm for the putrifying discharge from a bovine's sweat gland anyway?



GOAL I'D LIKE TO ACHIEVE THIS YEAR: A four octave baritone, Peace in our time, Meet the woman who will weep over my grave



MY MOST OVERUSED QUESTION: So...."Is M Theory really the unifying explanation for everything?"



FIRST THOUGHT UPON WAKING UP: Thank God! I'm not dead!



MY BEST PHYSICAL FEATURE: Chest (Okay, okay...no heckling from the peanut gallery..that's what I've been told)



MY BEDTIME: Excluding naps? Somewhere between 10pm and 4am



MY MOST MISSED MEMORY: Is this an Alzheimer's Test? I don't recall mislaying any memories....



PEPSI OR COKE: Diet Vanilla Pepsi....Hey! I didn't have to be truthful here



MACDONALDS OR BURGER KING: Jack In The Box (No Freudian cracks, please)



SINGLE OR GROUP DATES: Now that would depend on the plans for the evening, wouldn't it? I mean...I'm not into orgies



LIPTON ICE TEA OR NESTEA: Now's the time for that Diet Vanilla Pepsi



CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA: Chocolate



CAPPUCCINO OR COFFEE: Cappuccino....it simply sounds more sophisticated, doesn't it?



DO I SMOKE: Only when I'm on fire. (No. I quit in 1976)



DO I SWEAR: Not a damn bit!



DO I SING: Only to antagonize my enemies



DO I SHOWER DAILY: At least once a year whether I need it or not....(I prefer daily baths)



HAVE I BEEN IN LOVE: Only the unrequited kind



DO I WANT TO GO TO COLLEGE: What..again?



DO I WANT TO GET MARRIED: What..again? (Well...yes. But first I have to find that woman who will eventually weep over my grave)



DO I BELIEVE IN MYSELF: Cogito Ergo Sum (I think therefore I am...thank you Descartes)



DO I GET MOTION SICKNESS: Are you kidding...at the equator, the Earth spins at about 1,038 miles per hour...the Earth rotates about the Sun at around 67,000 miles per hour..the solar system and the galaxy are expanding outwards at...well, you get the idea...so when would we NOT be in motion..good thing I don't get motion sickness



DO I THINK I'M ATTRACTIVE: What? Is this some freaky way of trying to find out whether I am stuck on myself? Yes to some, no to others



AM I A HEALTH FREAK: Well...I don't drink arsenic. I go to the gym regularly...eat some roughage and bundle up when it gets cold



DO I GET ALONG WITH MY PARENTS: I did...they reside in my heart now



DO I LIKE THUNDERSTORMS: Only when insulated



DO I PLAY AN INSTRUMENT: Play? No....it is a neck and neck race as to whether I do more damage to the guitar or the audience



IN THE PAST MONTH HAVE I CONSUMED ALCOHOL: No...I go directly from sipping to puking. I do not stop. I do not pass "Go." I proceed instantly to the porcelain altar



IN THE PAST MONTH HAVE I SMOKED: No, but I've gone down in flames a couple of times



IN THE PAST MONTH HAVE I BEEN ON DRUGS: Do vitamins count?



IN THE PAST MONTH HAVE I GONE ON A DATE: As in "hooking up?" (I don't kiss and tell)



IN THE PAST MONTH HAVE I GONE TO A MALL: No...the mall is more like a maul (isn't that why God or Al Gore created the internet?)



IN THE PAST MONTH HAVE I EATEN A BOX OF OREOS: A whole box?! Not even one



IN THE PAST MONTH HAVE I EATEN SUSHI: A California Roll is about my limit. I prefer my food dead and cooked



IN THE PAST MONTH HAVE I BEEN ON STAGE: Only in my Walter Mitty fantasies



IN THE PAST MONTH HAVE I BEEN DUMPED: Now that presupposes that I am (as we used to quaintly say) going steady...No



IN THE PAST MONTH HAVE I GONE SKINNY DIPPING: Only in the bathtub...Boy, I was feeling pretty good about myself before I started this survey



IN THE PAST MONTH HAVE I STOLEN ANYTHING: Only a virtual kiss



HAVE I EVER BEEN DRUNK: Like I said earlier, "sipping then heaving"..no tipsy in between



HAVE I EVER BEEN CALLED A TEASE: Do they really apply that term to guys? A flirt? Yes.



HAVE I EVER BEEN BEATEN UP: When I was eight, I took a hell of a shellacking from my next door neighbor...She was one mean gal



HAVE I EVER SHOPLIFTED: Yes...some army men. That was pretty much the beginning and end of my criminal career



HOW DO I WANT TO DIE: Is there really a choice? I can tell you what I want written on my headstone.."I Knew This Was Going To Happen"



WHAT DO I WANT TO BE WHEN I GROW UP: Taller....There are way too many big gals and I am not Tom Cruise



WHAT COUNTRY WOULD I MOST WANT TO VISIT: Been there



NUMBER OF DRUGS I'VE TAKEN: I figured out a very long time ago that the best thing I had going for me was my brain..I've never suffered from an overwhelming urge to jeopardize that asset



NUMBER OF CDs I OWN: Compact Discs or Certificates of Deposit?



NUMBER OF PIERCINGS: None...I try very hard to avoid getting wounded



NUMBER OF TATTOOS: Zero...Does a birthmark count?



NUMBER OF THINGS IN MY PAST THAT I REGRET: Too many to mention



I N   T H E   O P P O S I T E   S E X



FAVORITE EYE COLOR: Blue, Green, Brown, Hazel, etc.



FAVORITE HAIR COLOR: Brunette, Blonde, Raven



SHORT OR LONG HAIR: Long



HEIGHT: 5' 6"



WEIGHT: Proportionate...hey, I do not find the Concentration-Camp-Refugee Look very attractive.



SEXIEST CLOTHING STYLE: Mini Skirt, Boots (hey, a guy can dream, can't he?)

WraithSword WraithSword
56-60, M
1 Response Mar 23, 2009

thankyou wraith!