The Goldylocks Zone

My wife and I enjoy giving eachother enemas. She gave me one last week but it was a bit on the cool side. So I decided to get her a candy thermometer. I went to our grocery store and found one that looked suitable. I also bought some Ivory soap. I was kind of hoping that the cashier (a plump, but pretty girl) would ask me why I was buying two such apparently disparate items, but she didn't seem to think anything of it. "Oh, my wife is going to give me a soapsuds enema, and I want her to get the temperature just right. She hasn't seen the thermometer yet. How do you think she'll react?
hagfish hagfish
46-50, M
1 Response Jan 7, 2013

Hope your wife liked your purchases. Maybe she would use them more often for you.

About the same.