Like the Zoo?
Love the zoo is more like it. My family has finally accepted the fact that I'm a little obsessed with zoos. No matter where we go, I'm looking for any place that has animals. We live 30 minutes from a safari park--I have to go there alone now. They ask me how many times I can watch a buffalo stand in a clearing? I don't know how many times. I never get bored.
There is one particular zoo that we go to where it seems the giant tortoises are always mating. Have you ever seen 2 tortoise mating? First of all, it takes forever for the male to get on top of the female. It really does--one time, it took a good 10 minutes for him to climb aboard. Oh, and the sound they make while mating? That has got to be one of the funniest things you could possibly hear. I don't think there is a word in the English dictionary that can describe it.