Soy Milk, Actually.

Yep.

I pin my hair with a clip from when I was five, put on a pretty dress involving but not limited to, unicorns, rainbows, yellow flowers, and psychedelic stripes, then turn on my record player (yes, record), place a funky jazz tune onto it, and sit. With a wine glass. Filled with delicious cold soy milk.

It's fun, I swear. Try it sometime. And if you want to get really crazy, put chocolate soy milk in it!