Boy: Where have you been all my life?
Girl: Hiding from you.
Boy: Haven’t I seen you some place before?
Girl: Yes- that’s why I don’t go there anymore.
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I’ll go to mine.
Man: Hey baby, what’s your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?
Man: I’d go through anything for you.
Woman: Good! Then you can start by going through the door.
Man: How did you get to be so beautiful?
Woman: I must have been given your share.
Man: Go on, don’t be shy. Ask me out.
Woman: OK, get out.
Man:I think I could make you very happy.
Woman:Why? Are you leaving?
Man:What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
Woman: Nothing. I can’t talk and laugh at the same time.