are you from Starbucks? because i like you a latte. 😘

Is your *** from space? because its outta this world. πŸš€

I don't have a library card, but can I check you out? πŸ“š

Lets save water and shower together. 🚿😏

I like Legos. You like Legos. Lets build relationship. ❀

I lost my number, can I have your's? πŸ“±

You should be arrested... for stealing my heart πŸ’˜

Do you know what my shirt is made out of? Girlfriend material πŸ’
Kensie13 Kensie13
18-21, F
12 Responses Aug 18, 2014

haha

Hahaha if i heard one of those i would be LMFAO

Your dad is a stealer... He stole all the stars of the sky to put in your eyes.
(Omg it's so clichΓ© x) )

I feel like a different person

I love to flirt...but all available r too young now

AHAHAHHA lmao

If I told you you have a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?

From a song?

First heard it on Monty Python as a kid

Yes it was a long time ago

LOL, sweetie! :)

Are those jeans windex jeans, I can see myself in them.

You can **** me if I am wrong, but is your name Gertrude?

lol clever πŸ˜‚

Sounds like fun, sweetie! :)

Ohh goddd soooooo cuteeee ...

Ohh goddd soooooo cuteeee ...