Wrong Person

So today I was pretty bored, so I decided to prank call my friend Winston. I called his home phone. And it went wrong, because his sister picked up, and we both kind of have a little bit of similarity between our voice? I guess? His sister thought that I was him, here's some that I can remember (his sister's name Whitney)

Whitney: Hello?
Me: Is this Winston?
Whitney What are you saying Winston? Where are you? Mom's worried.
Me: Wait what?
Whitney: Where are you Winston?
Me: ~Playing along~ I can't tell you..
Whitney: Why not?
Me: You'll tell mom..
Whitney: No I wouldn't, hurry up and get home.Where are you?
Me: I'm at Lake Conroe..And... I think.. I broke dad's sail boat
Whitney: WHAT??
Me: I was high.. And..uh.. I think.. I think I got robbed? I'm walking home.. Be there in few hours..Maybe.. I also lost my shoe..
Whitney: OMG WANT ME TO PICK YOU??
Me: No... If I tell you this, will you not be mad at me?
Whitney: Okay, I won't get mad
Me: I got Laurent gf pregnant
Whitney: OMG OMG OMG WHY HIS GF?!?! I THOUGHT YOU WERE GOING TO ASK HIM WHAT HE THOUGHT OF ME!!!
Me: ( in my mind: DAFUG?!?! Whaat!?!? ) Ask.. Ask him what?
Whitney: you were suppose to ask him what he thought of me!! You promised me you will!
Me: But doesn't he have a girlfriend?
Whitney: SO? Who care about that ****?!
Me: ( In my mind: HOLY SHIET DID SHE JUST SAID THAT TO MY BABY?! )
Whitney: You there Winston? I'm on my way to Lake Conroe... Where's your car?
Me: This is Laurent. 
Whitney: What?
Me: This is Laurent ~Inserted Last Name~.. 
Whitney: How high did you get?!?
Me: THIS IS LAURENT AND DONT YOU BE TALKING ABOUT MY GIRL LIKE THAT 
~Hang Up~

So.. that was awkward 

LawI LawI
18-21, M
2 Responses Sep 16, 2012

no wunder winnie beh hatin on yuh last few dai ( :

haha XD...yeah call went way wrong!!!