Stupid Alcohol Puns

Molotov Cocktails sound whiskey to me.

I bet a bad drunk comedian gets a lot of booze from the crowd.

Did anyone see Billy Bob go to Wal-Martinis car?

It takes a stupid drunk tequila party.

The one who drinks the most without passing out will be crowned Champagne!

A drunk never has a good reason to wine about things.
PalelightBeauty PalelightBeauty
18-21, F
3 Responses May 17, 2012

As a Scotsman I approve of these very much. improved my mood greatly!

rosierose1 got shown the **** up

you shouldn't be drinking. you're not old enough to be drinking

Um. First off, I don't drink.

and second of all, I'm 21. I'm pretty sure that's legal age for drinking, thanks. I don't drink because I'd rather not screw up my body.

okay - as long as your 21, you can drink as much as you want.

I don't drink at all.