(sobs) It's True... I Can't Deny It Anymore! I Do!

(Tears of shame run down my face as I write this.....)

I can't hide the truth anymore... I can't deny this about myself....

I masticate.

Everyday.

Many times everyday.

Sometimes I masticate in private.... other times with my partner... sometimes ...

(Oh, God!  Can I continue???)

{{{SOB}}}

Sometimes... I masticate in public... with perfect strangers ... watching...

I have even watched as others masticated in front of me.

Can I ever show my face again????

SaratogaGirl SaratogaGirl
26-30, F
28 Responses Feb 11, 2010

is that the same as **********?? Im confused maybe ill go look the word up lol

I can't help it!!! (sob!) I AM a wanton masticator... I did it again this morning.... I couldn't HELP MYSELF... I ... I... masticated in my kitchen....

Oh you bunch of kinky masticators - and in front of an old lady like me too? I'm so horrified! And in a restaurant too no less. Please masticate quietly! And don't use those forks so wantonly!

As a word of caution: There maybe times of a burst of flavors during Mastication.<br />
Results may vary. Batteries not included.

mmmmmmmmm.... kitten stew... with carrots! My favorite....

omg! The shame, the shame! An open, wanton, .... MASTICATER!!!!!!<br />
<br />
(Sara sobs uncontrollably...)

If you tell me you have a secret technique with your tongue while you masticate... I'll simply drool on myself! lol. COuldn't resist! Love this story! YOu're getting as bad as Madison in here, Sara! :D

(Sara blushes furiously)<br />
<br />
Yes... I too have .... have.... used a .... fork.... while I masticated.... and, omg, dare I admit this... yes! I must.... I have also, occasionally, used... a ... spoon....

Yum yum! You bet! <br />
<br />
Here... wanna bite of my..... chocolate bar?

Wanna lick my crisp?

(Tears come to Sara's eyes, run down her face... as she sobs out....)<br />
<br />
Oh Lala, and here, for years, I thought I was the only one who.... who... masticated with such, joy, such abandon... oh! To know that other women masticate too... that other woman will admit to this behavior so openly.... that there are other women with whom I can share the JOYS of mastication ...<br />
<br />
Today, my prayers have been answered!

OMG YES! YES!YES!

Oh, Lala... I know it's shameless.... but... but....<br />
<br />
Would you be willing to .... engage in ... you know, ....<br />
<br />
Mutual Mastication?<br />
<br />
You masticate first... <br />
<br />
Then I will...<br />
<br />
W-w-w-would you be... willing?

OMG WOW!<br />
<br />
I was waiting for the right time to say it you, I love that you want to masticate with me

Yes.... I ADMIT.... I... I....I...<br />
<br />
Want to masticate with you, lala....<br />
<br />
There, I've SAID IT!

Want to munch with me?

damn... now I'm salivating....

They're..............................<br />
<br />
<br />
.......................................................................amazing!

omg! On chili crisps? Are they.... you know, .... are they.... GOOD?

Im masticating now....on chili crisps

I try to at least keep my mouth closed.... but sometimes... I get too big a mouthful... and... and...<br />
{{{SOB}}}<br />
<br />
I'm sorry, I can't go on.....

I know McNinja... I haven't masticated for a couple of hours... I feel the need building up in me... getting stronger... soon, I will not be able to stop myself....<br />
<br />
I WILL MASTICATE AGAIN!!!!!

Eeeeew... hope you don't take your masticatory products in with you!

So wet!

OMG!!!! In the SHOWER???? That's just... just.... totally WET!

I masticate in the shower sometimes........woe is me

(snif) yeah... but you can't masticate with juice....

Perhaps I need help in this.... I don't know....