Faf?

So, college life has been treating me pretty well, and I have quite a few party stories already, including some from before this year that happened over the summer at the club... ANYHOW, I shall get to the party that took place last night.
I am on the writing committee of the literary arts magazine on campus! Whoot! A few of the members live off campus and like to throw parties. I went to the second one last night and some bs carried from the time before. I had slept with Nate the Roommate, a 25 year year old graduate with a BA in Biology who works at Staples. Indeed, this was awkward to see him after the sex was kind of underwhelming and we lost the condom, oh and I gave him an STI that I didn't even know I had! Ah, the gifts from ex-boyfriends are fun!!
So, some girls remembered seeing me naked eating peanut butter. I got jungle juice on my ****. I had a semi-deep conversation with Nate the Roommate. Everyone ate the sub I ordered. Tried hookah, ew. Woke up in bed with Nate the Roommate and some annoying girl with red lipstick who refused to shut up for more than a few moments at a time. What a cockblock, also.
Oh, cops came, friend slammed the door in an officer's face so she called more cops who kicked nearly everyone out! I successfully remained, because I am too pro!
These people say FAF after everything and anything. It hurts so good.
Can't wait for the next one!
saywuh94 saywuh94
18-21, F
Dec 9, 2012