Banned From Reading
When I start a book I don't put it down till it's finished. I don't eat or sleep! I read about 200 to 300 pages a day. After I got married I could only read 3 to 4 books per month, and after my baby was born it reduced to 2! I still read books when everyone is sleep, but I stay awake all night and go to work with puffy eyes and dreamy head, I think about my book all day (instead of implementing algorithms, writing new papers and debugging software and hardware).
Then I have to cook and clean and wash dishes and iron clothes, just counting the seconds to be able to start my book again, and wishing I wouldn't fall asleep! After 2 or 3 days like this I am unendurable and depressed.
Any better ideas?