GIVE a girl a fish,  she will grill it and make a groovy mango salsa.
TEACH a girl to fish and you won't see her all weekend.
Lilt Lilt
21 Responses Nov 11, 2011

Surreal, join us! Share your wisdom!

I enjoyed reading all of these comments. Very funny. Especially about the rock, scissor, paper game. Never really got that either xD

Teach a woman how to fish and she may never come back, Jack.

hehe...<br />
<br />
You might as well be driving blind, if you try to use the wipers on bird poo.

Firebreather, fishing might not be for you. If the worm freaks you out, a flippy, floppy fish on the hook wouldn't be much fun either!<br />
<br />

Too much tv<br />
on the settee.<br />
You'll repeat yourself<br />
just like me.

Watch tv all day on the settee<br />
<br />
In two months youll have a bum like me

Watch all dayt tv on the settee<br />
<br />
In two months youll have a bum like me

I will check out the blog of Hazey.<br />
I hope it's fun and a little bit crazy.

Learning and creativity, how cute. Salsa over the top of my peaches.<br />

Drink too much tea<br />
<br />
An you'll keep wanting to wee<br />
<br />
(I've plenty more little sayings.. please stop me if I'm not profound enough )

Tas is a most profound friend.
Even when her quotes come out the end.

You know I love Groucho... ~outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog its too dark to read~

Eat chips every night<br />
And your waistband becomes too tight :(

I've been on a diet for two weeks.
The only thing I've lost is two weeks.

Sorry, its not funny :(

Scoobs, why not share your profound thought for the day?

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no ******* way Paper can beat Rock. Paper is supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? Why the hell can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why isn't notebook paper constantly suffocating students while they take notes in class? I'll tell you why: because paper can't beat anybody; a rock would tear that **** up in 2 seconds. When I play rock/paper/scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to beat me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, "Oh ****, I'm sorry. I thought paper would protect you, you *******!"

This is why I &lt;3 Lilt. And why I would never play her at rock, paper scissors.

Ah Scoobs, I would never call you an *******.

Never talk softly and carry a big stick.<br />
People will notice.<br />
They're always too curious.<br />
They'll come up to you and say, "what's with the stick?"<br />
And when you tell them, softly, they'll lean in and say, "what was that you said?"<br />
Besides, let's say you do have a big stick.<br />
And your wallet and your keys and your sunglasses and your cellphone.<br />
You're going to lose something.<br />
And don't coming crying to me.

Sounds like your life is not a bowl of cherries.<br />
But more like a chair of bowlies.

I love it when you get all deep.

If Life Hands You Lemons...<br />
Don't make lemonade.<br />
There are a lot of people doing that already, so you'll just be another guy with a stand.<br />
You might want to try something like avgolemono or maybe distill some limoncello.<br />
Or You might want to consider doing nothing with the lemons. <br />
What if life comes back and says, "Those lemons I left with you, do you have them?"<br />
There's nothing to say that life wanted you to have the lemons. They may just have been leaving them with you for safekeeping. Then what do you?<br />
<br />
Also, if life hands you melons, you make be dyslexic

Interesting comment. You can do so many things with lemons. Personally, I'd like to learn how to juggle them. Put on a show, to show the ppl that when life gives you lemons, you do something about it, bring attn to others, unite people to make needed changes in the system to prevent other people from opening up their door one morning...... only to stare down a crate of lemons on their doorstep.

I'm not saying I don't believe in god.<br />
But I'd like a sign. <br />
I think that would help.<br />
Like, if I was driving and I saw "JAWEH BAIL BONDS"<br />
Or "God Pizza and WIngs"<br />
I think that would make me feel better.

Some guys thank god every time they drive by Hooters.

YES! <br />
Who needs Aristotle or Gandhi???<br />
There are plenty of profound minds right here in our own backyard!

I saw a bird soaring high above the sky.<br />
And I was sad that I could not fly.<br />
Then I saw a camel at a wine tasting.