It's All Fun and Games Until......
My husband (now ex) and I decided to take a midnight swim. The kids were in bed so why bother looking for a swimsuit. Right?
Well, we weren't in the pool 5 minutes when the neighbor lady comes out and decides to get chatty.
"Out for a late night swim?" (walking across the yard)
"I'll bet that water is like bathwater" (coming closer)
"So" (walking up to the pool, turning her back to us, leaning on the edge of the pool and looking at the sky, with a big smile) "What ya wearing?"
Well, needless to say, we were there quite a while waiting for her lights to go out.
Not much you can say. After all, it was her pool. We were only renting.
The moral: Make sure the neighbors are really asleep first.