Straight Up Converted

So I was always the straight-edge, square, anti-type. I was all into the anti groups and such. For a few months, though, I've been feeling curious. Well, last month I had lost my job and was feelin' really down. My friend hooked me up. I tried it, got stoned, never looked back. Since then, I love the ****. It's great. It's bee's knees. It's not that bad for you and it feels great. I now do not understand how anyone could want it criminalized or anything.

My only problem now is that a lot of my friends, whom I feel would be really fun to toke with, are ashamed of my newfound affection.