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I Like to Spoon After I Fork

I Like to Spoon After I Fork

By: jarodkintz
Written on March 24th, 2008
Age: 26-30 , Male
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  • BobArctor

    DO'H! K, guess I might as well now. You deserve it.

    You are one funny guy! I luv your sense of humor!!

    Apr 2, 2008
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  • jarodkintz

    thank you, Bob, I am glad to have you as a new friend.

    Apr 2, 2008
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  • jarodkintz

    haha yeah, put it back. I enjoyed it.

    Apr 2, 2008
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  • jarodkintz

    haha I've always wanted to type "Type your comment here..." I just didn't want to offend the person whose story I wrote it on. You picked the perfect person to write that on. I should have wrote it on myself.

    Apr 1, 2008
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  • BrutMystik

    dig the diaper and you will find a BM.

    Hump the hamper, and you will be saved in the end.

    Mar 31, 2008
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  • jarodkintz

    haha what, am I left out?

    Mar 31, 2008
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  • BrutMystik

    I got the scoop on it...if you ladies feel like you can dig?

    Mar 31, 2008
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  • jarodkintz

    haha yeah, that is pretty ******.

    Mar 31, 2008
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  • BrutMystik

    BM...Bowel Movement...are my initials...as it has been pointed out to me...

    Mar 31, 2008
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  • BrutMystik

    no prob, SW.

    Mar 30, 2008
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  • jarodkintz

    haha I wouldn't really know, I only drink vodka. And just like the main people who drink vodka, I never Russian to anything online, because I'd hate to have to leave this place and come back. Cybery is a tricky thing.

    Mar 30, 2008
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  • BrutMystik

    Sure...but it was never really up to me.

    Mar 30, 2008
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  • jarodkintz

    Any sense of regret?

    Mar 30, 2008
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  • BrutMystik

    well, I didn't get to know her well enough to explore the possibilities...

    Mar 30, 2008
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  • jarodkintz

    Yes, but what kind of dream, dry or otherwise?

    Mar 30, 2008
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  • BrutMystik

    She is a a DREAM!

    Mar 30, 2008
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  • jarodkintz

    haha yeah, me neither. Come to think of it, I don't think any of us have ever met.

    Mar 30, 2008
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  • BrutMystik

    the morsel is not ficticiously soft...

    Mar 30, 2008
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  • jarodkintz

    What's wrong with naked?

    Mar 30, 2008
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  • BrutMystik

    I love a good midnight cooking class.

    Mar 30, 2008
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  • jarodkintz

    Yes, sometimes I love eating twice before I fall asleep

    Mar 30, 2008
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  • jarodkintz

    Wise words, very wise indeed

    Mar 30, 2008
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  • BrutMystik

    Eat Out Late, Enjoy More Often.

    Mar 30, 2008
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  • jarodkintz

    whoo hoo! yeah!

    Mar 30, 2008
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  • jarodkintz

    I actually have one in my backseat, so you can get wild back there.

    Mar 30, 2008
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  • BrutMystik

    get a "to Go" bucket and Go Wild in your car.

    Mar 30, 2008
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  • jarodkintz

    Thanks. I haven't sporked much here recently. I guess I've just had too much on my plate.

    Mar 30, 2008
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  • jarodkintz

    I guess I have sporked a few times in my life.

    Mar 30, 2008
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  • jarodkintz

    Thanks, CrippleCrow, I'm glad you enjoy it.

    Mar 25, 2008
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  • jarodkintz

    Thanks! Glad you guys like it.

    Mar 25, 2008
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