Panties

Just in time for Christmas, I sent my dearest friend, Doreen, $250 so that she could get her son DJ a guitar.

In exchange, for that gift, she send a big box of toys, a picture, and a pair of her finest black panties.  I knew they were coming so I had to intercept the package before my wife could view the contents.

I had a funny chat, with her, and copied and sent it to my 50 female friends, and and 20 gentleman.

Now, most of the women want to send their panties so that I could start a collection, but I'm so damned concerned that one of these days, my wife is going to intercept a pair of panties that are larger than hers.

I've always criticized her for being fat, but if she finds out that an even fatter chick is interested, in me, she's gonna send me to the "nut" house for sure!

Oh what a tangled web we weave, when first we practice to deceive.

Proud2bavet Proud2bavet
56-60, M
5 Responses Jan 24, 2007

Ha! That's a great story. I wish you many fine panties, and the very best in panty interception skills! (A unique, but vital talent if I ever did hear of one).

Thank you Emerald. A journalist friend of mine has seen this story and recommends that I copywrite this material before I post it to the public. I perhaps have 40 chapters and 200 pages to go, before the book will be complete. I've sent this document to about 80 of my friends and it has been received very enthusiastically. I have a "special" list of 15 people thus far that are clamoring and very anxious to see more. I can be contacted promptly at Proud2bavet@aol.com. My story is dedicated to the legal immigrants that made this country great.<br />
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Sincerely,<br />
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Hank

Sometimes we're only shy in public and the written word shields us from glaring eyes.<br />
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I took a speech class, in college, and it helped me get over my shyness and address people verbally. I was an A student and was amazed at my ability to speak when I wanted to. Once you make people smile, you overcome that shyness quickly. <br />
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If you fail to do so. Fortify yourself, don't be discouraged, and learn from your mistakes. Above all. Try again.<br />
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Hank