H E E L S & H A M B U R G E R S
HEELS SEND OUT A MESSAGE ~ CLASS BABE !
I love HEELS because:
They make me 3 inches taller
They make my legs look shapely
They make a lovely on hard floors
Men don't mess with girls in stilettos
I also love eating HAMBURGERS in the High Street
IF YOU SEE A CLASSY BLONDE WITH
A HAMBURGER ~ IT'LL BE ME !
Hamburgers are cheap
Hamburgers always taste good at 1am
Good balance of carbs ~ fat ~ protein
You don't need cutlery or a plate
They are available 24/7 everywhere !
It's OK for a Primary Teacher to pig on Hamburgers
at 1 am because my pupils are all in bed ! I have
bumped into some of the Mums but to them it
gives me more street credibility !